u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
It's cold, we're both warm. I just want to get under the covers with you and cuddle up. We can play video games and watch some banging cartoons. We can keep playing until we drift asleep in each other's arms.
O.o ohmgee yes!!!!!!!
There’s this girl n she’s rad n…gaaaahhhh!!!!! C: